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Douchebag McGillicuddy & Jack Pantshitter: 'We're Declaring WAR on Suburbanite Wanna-Be's!'


by Crabby McGrouchpants



               "So I'm standing in line at a bank, I've got my fist up Andrew Dice Clay's ass, and he turns around and he says, 'Hey, do I know you?'"

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               "So I'm standing in line at a bank . . . "

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               "So I'm — "

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               "Hey!  I'm in a bank!"

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