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ANSWER: (g)


by Crabby McGrouchpants


QUESTION:  If you had to choose between Steve Albini and a rancid, stinking, decaying, fly-ridden, three-day-old pile of dog shit — how could you tell them apart?

(a.)  You couldn't!
(b.)  You shouldn't!
(c.)  You wouldn't!
(d.)  You mustn't!
(e.)  You can't!
(f.)  You won't!
(g.)  "Who's Steve Albini?"
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