Skull and Bones

                   “Okay, so I'm lying naked in this coffin with my big dick out,” George W. Bush says.

                   “Yes!”

                   “And you're all naked, and you've all pissed on me . . . ”

                   “Yes!”

                   “And now you want me to jerk off and talk about my sex life . . . ?”

                   “Yes, just tell us about every woman you've ever had!”

                   “Why . . . ?”

                   “Well, we want to lock in the energies so your loyalty's insured past the subconscious level and no women ever break the circle!”