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Learning to Love Your Permanent Stillness


by Christopher J. Slimeball-McNugget



                    Football politics

                    Armchair quarterbacks

                    "Did that just happen?"  "You better believe it!"  "Let's watch it again."

                    Rewind, sit on your, ass, it's not happening to you: you're powerless.

                    Pass the pretzels.  Pass the pret-zels?  Pass . . . ?  The . . . ?
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