"Yell, well I . . . just have my voice ascend in pitch and squeak sometimes . . . teach kids 'cause I can't handle life? . . . good thing for the family's trust fund . . . ahem . . . excuse me . . .
BARF!
P.S. Some professors do it out of commitment to craft! They aren't just avoiding life. Isn't that amazing.
P.P.S. Jon Bon Jovi is King of America. And Millennials can't add without a calculator. Apparently.
Well, maybe some of 'em can. Like 2%. But don't expect them to do the math on that though.
They never watched "In Search Of . . . " or "The Electric Company" or read . . . well, period. Much.
Ha ha!
Our future's in flames.
Become a Situationist, or despair.
PORTLAND OUT
Apparently so, diddly-dammit.
All righty then.*
You people are the best!
Now, go fuck yourself with a knife.